Welcome to Meridia Pig.  Yeah, I know it is a harsh word, but whatever.  I’m fat and I know it.  I can’t continue living in a dream world, can I?  Even if i did, I’ll get a slap in my fat face when I have to pay $180 bucks every month for this damn diet drug.

Anyway, Im tired.  My ass bone is sore from sitting so much.  Right now I haven’t bathed in, like, 4 friggin days and I look homeless and/or dangerous.  It’s embarrassing.  I think I have to masterbate, but I need to wait for my girlfriend to go to sleep first so I don’t get caught.

That’s another story.

Oh yeah, I think I experienced “Serotonin Syndrom” today by taking Meridia and Paxil.  Awesome stuff, eh?  Arghahgh.

I’m going to take a shower and then pound off.  See you tomorrow.

Yours in Fat,

The Meridia Pig

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